Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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