Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.