Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!