Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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