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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!