Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.