Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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