Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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