Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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