The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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