The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.