What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
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What do dogs and women have in common?
They both like 12-inch bones.
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The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
No ball room.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
My dick is too long and it causes some problems for me.
On the other day when I with my girlfriend went to cinema suddenly I had an erection so that the shadow of my penis was reflected on the screen.
Somebody from the corner shouted: "Mr bald sit down please we want to see the movie!"
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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms.
The mom walked by all the rooms.
The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet.
The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.