Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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