Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.