Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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