Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.