Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes *Whack!* "Darn!", but a bad skydiver goes "Darn!" *WHACK!*