Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.