The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.