Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
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The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...