Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.