Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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