Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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