Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.