Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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