Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.