When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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