Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.