Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.