The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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