Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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