Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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