Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.