Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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