When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.