Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.