Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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