One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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