Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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