Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.