Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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