Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.