Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..