Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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