At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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