At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.