Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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