Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris