Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"