Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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