There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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