There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.