I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.