Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.