Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.