It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.