Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.