Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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