Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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