Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.