Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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