Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.