Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.