Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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