Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
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Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!