Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.