Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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