Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.