Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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